California vs North Dakota

[barebackjack]

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
> trail.
>
> A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
> Governor.
>
> 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
> "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing
> what is natural.
>
> 2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and
> bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
>
> 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
> the State $200 testing it for diseases.
>
> 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
> for
> diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
>
> 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
> conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous
> animals.
>
> 6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
> awareness program" for residents of the area.
>
> 7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
> treat
> rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
>
> 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
> attack.
> The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional
> special training re: the nature of coyotes.
>
> 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
> against the State.
>
>
> North Dakota :
>
> The Governor of North Dakota is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
> A
> Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
>
> 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
> keeps
> jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
> cartridge.
>
> 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
>
>
> And that, my friends, is why California is broke and North Dakota is not.

[Tbush]

YES.....

[lyonch]

Sad but True

[LeviM]

Exactly

[Tim Anderson]

For a chuckle: A winter rifleman, trudging the back country on snowshoes, fell into a deep crevasse. With little hope for survival, he laid back on his pile of coyote hides to ease his pain. Several days later he looked up to see two faces peering down at him..."We're from the NRA, and the Red Cross", they chided. With one eye open, the hunter gasped..."I gave at work!!"

[Critrgtr]

Them are both pretty good.

[EO caller]

That would be funny if it wasn't so true.

[shooter93]

HEY it isnt that bad yet, not here yet up in the ne cali part, we cant shoot lions,and our mule population is really feeling it here, now we are getting wolves moving in following the elk, im sure we will have to buy a varmite stamp next then tags for coyotes, then they will find a sub spec. of coyotes and they will be indangered, already need bobcat tags and the pig tags went up from $15 for 5 to $ 21 dollars each, need some lions in nd