Shipping skunk essence = no new friends.
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:57 am
Well, I had a member of this web site mail me some pure skunk essence for lure making. He was very good about getting it sent promptly through the US mail service. This is where my loss of riends begins.
We live in a rural remote part of Wyoming about 70-80 miles from any town. We have are mail delivered by a lady that has to supply her own vehicle to deliver the mail in. Ususally it's your standard letters and packages that she carries but the other day I think she thought someone was either playing a practical joke on me or really hated me when the skunk ess. showed up.
I know that her car still stinks. My father-in-law was the one to pick up the mail that day on the way down to feed our calves and he is 73. Along with his poor vision and sense of smell lacking and the strong Wyoming wind, he didn't realize the package smelled like a skunk that had just sprayed your favorite dog on a hunting trip where all you drove was your mother-in-laws Ford Expedition.I guarantee his truck still stinks because I rode in it last night.
By the time he made it down to our house he started to realize something was wrong. When he pulled up to our house, he jumped out of his truck, ran around the other side and threw the package on the back of my work truck. After he informs my wife about what was going on he decided it would be funny to hide it under the seat in my trapping truck.
His plan would have worked except for the fact that the cold weather is already here so I am using all of my loudest lures that are amped up with alot of skunk any way.
He finally told me what was going on and told me that I was pretty tolerant to ride around with that under the seat for 3 days and not realize it was there.
I guess the moral of the story is , if you make your own lure, always use UPS and your neighbors address.
You are guaranteed to get your package no matter where you have it sent!!!! And you will only lose 1 friend instead of 2 or 3.








I guess the moral of the story is , if you make your own lure, always use UPS and your neighbors address.





