Unique Stories

[lyonch]

I was thinking about what happened to levi and I this past weekend in the minot tournament and it came to me that him and i have had a lot of unique stories with asking permission from landowners that just seem unreal sometimes. So if you have a story that is jsut not right feel free to share it. Im sure most of you have at least one:

Levi and i made a stand and after looking for the coyote that he hit we notices a white truck driving around looking for us. Well as we arrive to the truck there is a little old man in it. He told us that we were tresspassing and that we parked on his land. Well we apologized and mentioned to him that we thought it was a 2 track trail that we were on. After the apologies were made and he found out what we were hunting for he decided to invite us over to "see something that we have never seen or never will see again"!!! At this time im a little nervous cause we are in the middle of nowhere. well we decided to stop in make his day for him. As we walked in the entrance noticing that he could barely move and was wearing only a button down flannel shirt and a pair of blue long johns (aka his underwear) while telling us that he is 81 years old. He opens the door and as he was walking in we notice that there is a pistol sitting next to the chair and a rifle laying on the table pointin at us. the first thing i did was look for the closest exit in case he really felt upset about us being on his property After making sure i saw what i saw he proceeds to show us 3 deer that scored over 180 boone and crocket that were shot within 1 mile of the house. the deer were amazing and so were his stories. As we are ready to leave we could here someone upstairs and it was kreaking like crazy. The first thing that came to mind was The Chain Saw Massacre. It just didn't feel right after getting yelled at for supposedly tresspassing that we get invited to his place I guess that is why you need to love north dakota there are many others but im sure levi will be willing to share a couple!!

[LeviM]

My favorite one is~ Chris and I found this great spot, and it was posted like crazy. We found the house and landowner that owned the land. We pulled up to the house, and we both thought there is no way anyone lives in there. We then heard the door open and a little old lady comes out. We begin our speach and tell her that we are hear to hunt coyotes. Her face lights up, and she begins to tell us stories, and what the best way to access her land is. Afer about 10 minutes of her stories she looks at the both of us and, says she just got done baking a cake, and that we need to come in and have a piece before we hunt anymore. Chris got a scared look on his face, and we thank her for the offer. she begins to beg us to come in and eat cake, she said she made too much and she can't eat it all, and two big guys like ourselfs could help. We again thanked her, we get back in the truck and chris, looks at me and says, "thats how the texas chain saw massacre began,"(that movie must of really scared the crap out of you) and I replied true, but thats how alot of porns start too! Till this day, we called that spot the "crazy cake ladies" We have shot alot of coyotes there

[lyonch]

You have to love the crazy old cake lady

[huntinND]

This doesn't have to do with Coyotes, but still pretty funny.
Well I had a call that a lady had a skunk in her garage so I went down there to loan her a live trap. When I got out of my truck there was a very bad odor, I thought there was a dead animal around. There was a little house that looked like it was about ready to cave in. I knocked on the door and an old lady opened it holding a garden ho. The smell from inside actually gaged me, there was trash stacked to the ceiling. I said "I'm here to help you with your skunk problem." She said "oh, get your rifle rifle and shoot that one" She was pointing at nothing so I told her I don't see anything. She kept telling me to "shoot it, don't you see it? its right there!" At this point I knew she had to be a little crazy. She tried getting me to come in her house and get the other skunk that was in there, but there was no way I was going in there. I told her as kindly as I could that there is nothing I could do for her and left in a hurry. I'm sure there were some skunks around, they were probably attracted to the smell for miles along with every other scavenger in the area. But I have to draw the line somewhere, I was pretty freaked out, I thought she was going to try to lock me in her garage or something. Anyway there are definitely a few crazies around here!

[Tbush]

You guys watch to many movies

[Tbush]

BOO!!!

[huntinND]

but thats how alot of porns start too!

What kind of porn are you watching if it starts with a little old lady offering cake?

[lyonch]

but thats how alot of porns start too!

What kind of porn are you watching if it starts with a little old lady offering cake?

LMFAO!!! well levi let us all know what type you watch

You had a pretty good story HuntinND!!! I have another one to share will everyone but i need to see a few more stories pop up. I thought for sure some of those wyoming boys would have a story or two to tell about some lonely sheep

[Tbush]

well not a wierd story but...stopped at a ranchers house (all normal) two blue healers greeted me snarling a bit but I can handle them, I get out have few words with them and show them I'm boss, Get to the door of the house and the guys standing watching me. we talk and he gives me permission to hunt. BUT then says "you know no ones ever made it to the door before with out getting ripped into by that female", then he say's good luck getting back to your truck shit now I,m scared and she knows it, the rancher goes inside but watches out the door and never says a f----en thing to the dogs well I made to about 6' from the truck and the female had my ankle with her teeth to the bone, I'm kicking her hard with the other foot and here comes healer number 2 well I did get into the truck and slammed the door onto the female still holding onto my leg I must have banged her with the door a dozen times before she let go Well the guy is just looking out the door window laughing at me I'm thinking rabies etc... but have MY shots cause I get bit alot at work but I usually have it comeing


p.s I still get to hunt on his land and did so this last week-end...... Dogs are dead hmmm??

[Fallguy]

Well I think TBush has one of the wierdest stories so far.

Here is the only one I can think of...another crazy old lady one:

Out at my father in laws cabin is where this one takes place. The cabin sits on my father in law's late father's land. The surrounding land was sold to an older woman who farms it with the help of her son. My father in law has the hunting rights for life. Anyway, we are skinning our coyotes two weekends ago on a fencepost adjacent to the land. I am skinning and I hear a old pickup pull up and Papapete says "there is a PETA sticker on that pickup". Typical Papapete...I never know if he is serious or not, so I just keep skinning, trying to figure out whether to keep my cool or whatnot if it really is a PETA member.

It turns out to be the lady who farms the land. She asks what we are doing and what animal we have there, and we tell her about our calling in the AM and the coyotes we shot. Well she gets all excited about it and asks a thousand questions and has Papapete demonstrate some calling sounds to her. She also instructs us where we can dump the carcasses...nice lady!

Then she eventually gets on the subject of mercury fillings in your teeth. She says some stuff about how it almost killed her at one point, then starts telling me to influence my father in law to get his removed since he has some. On and On and On...she is throwing out scientific terms like enzymes, catalysts, atomic structures, things that I would hope my students retain during high school science. I was pretty impressed by that.

Well we finish the conversation, run to town to get some supplies. On the way back to the cabin on the prairie road her pickup is parked. As we drive up she jumps out and is holding some books. Right away I think..."all right she got us some Plat books with landowner names or some leads on some more calling spots". NOPE. Instead she says "Here are some BOOKS OF MERCURY!!! She had some pamplets and books about Mercury fillings and how they affect your health. I can't remember where they ended up. I think it was either in the firepit or the outhouse. LOL

[lyonch]

p.s I still get to hunt on his land and did so this last week-end...... Dogs are dead hmmm??

I wonder how they died Every time i get out of the truck to ask permission i always keep and eye on the farm dog. I was bit when i was just a little fella and i really dont trust farm dogs after that. I could just picture you Tbush swinging and missing when you go to kick the dog

[lyonch]

well heres another one that happened to levi and i. We decided to make our very first coyote hunting excursion into north dakota. Well we decided to head to an area that i hunted prairie dogs in the past around Marmath. Well the landowner told us to go see this guy named Oscar cause he has a lot of them around his house. So we decided to head out there. As we arrive i see this old run down house that i swore nobody could live in. There was a car there so we decided to go knock. Well he comes out of the house and the dogs are barking like crazy. So we started to ask for permission and let him know who sent us and all that good stuff. Well we get about half way through the conversation and he tells me to hold on a minute. So he goes back in the house and moments later he comes walking out with a gun and as i look back levi is retreating to the car and there i stood Well he pulls up and yelled at the dogs i told you to shut the f--k up!!! BANG!!! Well there sits one of his dogs taking a dirt nap All the other dogs shut up and ran inside there house and never barked again. It was dead silent then. I just about shit my pants by this point and he tells us to come inside and he will tell us where the coyotes were. So we walked in and he is telling us to be careful where we step. as i walked into the house i didn't even notice a temperature change from the outside to the house. As i was walking in i could see into his basement through the holes in the floor. As we got into the kitchen that where he had a little tiny woodstove that was barely putting off any heat!! As i looked around when he was talking i could see holes in the house that i could have probably squeezed through if i needed to. So as he gets us all excited about all these coyotes around there we decided it was time to get out and calling. As we walked out the door he apologized for the dogs barking and mentioned to us that we have a great day and hoped we would kill those coyotes

[Fallguy]

Whoa lyonch I think that takes the cake!

[LeviM]

Oscar scared the shit out of me

[Dcoy]

Doesn't match those above but here's another NoDak coyote story.
A buddy crips a coyote.We are trailing it and about a mile later(snow)we see it.It limps over and beds down near about 25 buffalo who have now formed a defensive perimeter and are watching it.Mr Yote is probably 25 yds from them and we don't have permission on the 'buffalo land'.
We watch it with glasses but it ain't moving.We back out and drive around to an old run down house.We pull in,get out and start for the door but are met by a little mean looking guy before we get there.His eyes jump back/forth between us and my buddies Mn license plate.
My buddy explains the whole deal and asks if we can go finish it off.Guy just stares back/forth between my buddy and the Mn plate.Couple minutes later,about the time I'm calculating a run for my rifle,he says,'where you from?'Buddy says Mn.'Where's that?'(now I'm thinking 'Deliverance'and seriously start calculating the distance.)Then he says,'what ya shooting?'Buddy says 22-250.Guy says,'will that handle it'?Buddy says sure,I've shot a lot of yotes with it.Guy says,'no,I mean will it handle the bull buff?'Buddy says I don't intend to shoot the buff.Guy says,'go in there,you'll have no choice.Got $700 on ya?'
We thank him and leave.